Khloe
When the banger breaks down
Hi movers and shakers hope your life is happy and full of lust and passion if not join me I will remind you. My friend and I were invited to a party 10 miles away from where I live it was a 30th birthday party
We arrived a little late but it was still in full swing, we had two alcohol free cocktails (not what you are thinking ) We did not want to get drunk and taken advantage of (we did anyway). It was cool we enjoyed it waiting around we went into the other room the dancers were at it twirling twisting and turning having a real good time.
I spotted a guy I know from the opticians where I get my contact lenses (all the better to see you with) His name was Gary drop dead handsome. He asked me to dance and as my friend had disappeared I was more than happy to oblige. I do get rather sexual when I dance not sure he was!! In the end I gave up trying to tempt him with my womanly ways. I went to search for her. We decided to leave and see what was on in town.
We got in the car after saying goodbye could not find my friend who was giving the party someone said she was in the bathroom having sex with the male stripper who had been ordered by her friend for the party. We left them to it so off we went in my car I call it the banger because it is unreliable.
OMG guess what we broke down about a mile away from home we had to call the AA we were a bit scared because it was dark and lonely. John the AA man arrived fiddled (with the car) we wished it was us, he was sexy. He came back for coffee and we had a threesome on the house. No charge for the car.
KHLOE: When my banger got me banged. What a banger he was 💋
