Khloe
Muffin the Mule
Hi all you guys and gals (older ones) remember Muffin the Mule a TV show when we were innocent a friend of mine even had a Muffin the Mule Lamp Shade she received a lot of money for it on (dare I say) E-bay.
Muff in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this
"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold.
Muff Meaning now
To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it. A very popular pasttime - eating pussy. So Muffers hope you are well. For those of you that enjoy this past time so if you are feeling Hungry??? there are some who do like a dive .
The OED notes muff as early as 1568 and records its usage as a slang term referring to “female pubic hair” and “the vagina” in 1699, as evidenced in (The way to a man’s heart is his stomach, while, according to this text, the way to a woman’s is…) In broader metonymic misogyny, muff served as U.S. slang for a woman, particularly a promiscuous one, by 1914.
Now, muff might come into English-speaking mouths from the Dutch mof, a “mitten,” shortened from an earlier form, moffel. This, in turn, is owed to the Middle French moufle and, yet before, Late Latin’s muffula, a kind of thick, winter glove. Its further origin is unknown. Certain speakers of English may don a pair of muffles, while others may wrap mufflers around their necks. Dated in the mid-1400s, the verb muffle, in all of its enveloping and sound-deadening, might also be so derived from the French moufle.
Khloe: Join me for a muffin I am wet and willing 💋
