Hi all you guys and gals (older ones) remember Muffin the Mule a TV show when we were innocent a friend of mine even had a Muffin the Mule Lamp Shade she received a lot of money for it on (dare I say) E-bay.
Hi to all our fun loving clients from me as you know we are unique. I know a thing about the anatomy of the male species and how some of you like a good massage, a good one at the moment (they all have their day).
The phrase 'to hear something straight from the horse's mouth' means that you heard the information from someone who has personal knowledge on the spoken matter.
Hi all you girls and boys who love throbbing between your legs and wearing leather, I know what a silly question, they can be orgasmic for some and have wet pants just thinking of them